之一
Andie wants to buy a submarine in the future, as it’s too common to buy private planes nowadays.
Tongtong: Where is he going to keep it?
Weijie: Singapore River?
之二
Yangfan: Samuel, why do you want to know your class ranking so eagerly?
Sam: Because my mum wants to know.
Yangfan: Then who’s the competitive one, you or your mum?
Sam: Both! I have her genes.
之三
晚饭时。
扬帆：蓬卉你结婚的时候一定要告知大家，看谁有如斯福气，娶得如花美眷。
雨薇：娶得猴王。
饭毕。
雨薇与蓬卉先撤。
雨薇对我说：学姐我先走了。
蓬卉怒，拍案而起：叫我学姐！
木人理她。
